Two big ass boxes of bbq beef baloney
Two big ass boxes of bbq beef baloney
Two fat lip fishes just yanking on a string
One psychedelic monkey with a spy decoder ring
and a fork tongue preacher with a mongoloid boy counting money.

Two big ass boxes of bbq beef baloney
One greasy fist midget trying to sodomize a Shetland pony
One pork pie eating pedophiliac priest
One blue lipped pussy all infested with yeast
And the freshly defecated upper torso of a Mr. Garrifola

Two big ass boxes of bbq beef baloney
Two Siamese twins sitting sucking on a strand of macaroni
Two hare lipped diuretic lesbian nuns
Four fat Pentecostals with their hair up in a bun
And a pitch tent revival where they're swinging
to the sound of baby Jesus

Well have you seen those fuckers all walking to class
with their big ass britches & their baseball caps
and a "Jesus Saves" sticker on the old book sack
Hey! Won't somebody tell the choir
When Jesus Christ gets back he will be pissing fire
until they're Two big ass boxes of bbq beef baloney
Bible toting, chicken choking
crack smoking church pew phonies
Just raising up their hands & crying out to their god
though they're blind they swear
they saw him give a wink & a nod
and the whole tent's rocking
as the preacher's cramming Jesus in his pocket