Walter Ghoul's Lavender Brigade is coming.
Walter and his caravan of friends are coming
And everyone's happy (But everyone's scared)
And everyone's laughing (But all out of fear)
And everyone says it's the strangest collection that they'd ever seen.

Walter Ghoul's Lavender Brigade is coming.
Walter hands out lemonade and say good morning.
And everyone's watching (Cause everyone's scared)
And everyone's waving (But all out of fear)
As everyone says "Mr. Walter can I have a photo him?"

Kaleidoscopic caravan with
"Laughing Wilma" and the "two headed man"
"One eyed Henry" and his upper torso parasitic twin.


Walter Ghoul's Lavender Brigade is coming.
Lock the door and close the curtain Mrs. Wilson
And everyone's coming (But everyone's scared)
And everyone's pushing (Is everyone here?)
As the spotlight reveals the "Incredible Zoomorphic Man"

Paranormal, pornographic, Belladonna, the nude astrologer
You can see your future when you lie with her

I see mansions of black meds
I see woman in velvet robes, chanting, celebrating,
with shaved heads, wearing tattoos of Shiva and Shakti
mantras and rituals, tarantulas and candles
red rooms and phantoms,
black forest witches with branches for arms
scratching at bedroom window
stretching through adolescent spider web nightmares
It's Walter himself and he's standing right before me
in his black waving coat with silvery buttons
he's wearing surgical gloves and a pig mask
he's holding something in his hand
it's the medicine jar
It's full of eyes
He's laughing
Hey Walter,
I'm taking off the bandages now.